Is enlightenment around the corner?

Here, I am exploring the gloomy side of my wicked mind. Neurons are flashing rapidly; electrons are rushing, illuminating the dark cave which is my cranium. Seeking the truth and wondering why I am here. Never-ending activities have preoccupied this dexterous fool for years.

I see a dark world, a grim creation where ego destroys eco. A world where unbridled consumption goes hand in hand with superficial happiness. A civilization on the brink of extinction craves a touch of love, a pinch of mercy, and a whiff of common sense. Prime catalysts are vital to jump-start inner peace, entice a roaming soul and energize a headstrong and tender heart. Precious commodities that appear absent in our everyday life. A recollection in the creative mind of many archeologists. While women in Kenia are selling their bodies in exchange for some fish, gays are being bashed in Russia, innocent people are being slaughtered in Syria, and numerous immigrants are being cursed all over the world, even though an immigrant is just a person who simply used to be somewhere else.

I don’t have any supernatural skills, life-changing knowledge, or philanthropic wisdom to repair what has been broken. I am a chump with a limp, but my eyes are open. I SEE a world humanity did not have in mind for future generations. Unfortunately, my naive kaleidoscopic brain has been prone to propaganda, subdued to indoctrination, and enslaved by consumerism, like most of this planetoid’s inhabitants. Thus, I am weak! I have never truly acted upon my thoughts; I have never achieved any of my ideas, and I am lazy as fuck. I have never taken any time of day to figure out what intrigues me.

So I spend my days wishing for a lucky break. Hoping that one day, I will be blessed with a more robust backbone. A bit of courage to do what’s right. Simply so that I don’t have to stroll through life like a lamb that works its way towards the slaughterhouse. I aspire that one day I’ll have the strength, the intelligence, and energy to leave my comfort zone and that I will be able to take a stand. Capable of finding the long-awaited answers to all of my questions. Capable of starting to change the world bit by bit. These thoughts exhaust my feeble mind while I scratch my majestic balls. But, like I have mentioned before, I am lazy as fuck!

Until that glorious moment in time presents itself, I conclude that I might just bitch about anything that has been bugging me over the past 3 decades. I need to get it off my chest; now is as good a chance as any. So here it goes, my beloved 100 things that I loathe:

What do I hate about the world we live in?

1. I hate my earthly possessions.
2. I hate when the last piece of toilet paper isn’t sufficient to wipe my ass.
3. I hate the expression ‘making a living.’
4. I hate how my bank statements state that I have not made ’a living’.
5. I hate my bank.
6. I hate the bank’s slithering employees.
7. I hate criminals in three-piece suits.
8. I hate that criminals in three-piece suits and ordinary criminals never get jerked off by Edward Scissorhands.
9. I hate CEOs who are solely focused on cranking up their statistics.
10. I hate statistics.
11. I hate how 98% of all the statistics out there are a figment of somebody’s imagination.
12. I hate paychecks.
13. I hate credit cards.
14. I hate fast food.
15. I hate dairy products.
16. I hate the acid reflux that’s been bugging me from the day I was born.
17. I hate being too lazy to ride a bike and get into my car daily to instigate my slave routine.
18. I hate spineless politicians.
19. I hate how our society interprets ‘democracy.’
20. I hate people who have experienced everything that there is to experience to the degree that will always surpass your meandering experience.
21. I hate people who buy shit that they do not need.
22. I hate brain-dead consumerism.
23. I hate bottled water.
24. I hate people that spend more time checking Facebook, Twitter, status updates, and text messages during dinner or while you’re out for a drink among comrades.
25. I hate the urge to masturbate three times a day like a bloody chimp in a zoo.
26. I hate the sappy Hollywood productions that have numbed my soul.
27. I hate prequels and sequels.
28. I hate how the book is often better than the movie.
29. I hate how only a minority of the world reads books.
30. I hate how forests grow smaller.
31. I hate how cities grow bigger.
32. I hate the poor treatment of cattle and poultry to feed the living dead.
33. I hate every “tallest” building in the world.
34. I hate Gucci.
35. I hate Hugo Boss.
36. I hate Emporio Armani.
37. I hate EGO.
38. I hate professional sports.
39. I hate how people care more for their “favorite team” than they do about what’s happening worldwide.
40. I hate how firemen and teachers earn less than professional soccer players.
41. I hate that I can’t solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum.
42. I hate how everything which is too good to be true usually is.
43. I hate racism.
44. I hate patriotism.
45. I hate sexism.
46. I hate fascism.
47. I hate many words that end with the three letters “-ism.” Usually, they stimulate separation and segregation.
48. I hate thieves that don’t give back to the poor.
49. I hate human traffickers.
50. I hate rapists.
51. I hate pedophiles.
52. I hate animal cruelty.
53. I hate war.
54. I hate violence.
55. I hate the wealth and prosperity gained by depleting the globe’s resources. So basically, I hate mass consumerism.
56. I hate how I’m trained to cling to things that give no guarantee.
57. I hate the plastic waste that pollutes our Oceans.
58. I hate the radiation that contaminates our Oceans.
59. I hate that Fukushima isn’t discussed adequately in the mainstream media.
60. I hate media.
61. I hate how the media poisons our collective consciousness.
62. I hate how the media makes stupid people famous.
63. I hate man-made stereotypes.
64. I hate beauty magazines.
65. I hate being so tired that I can’t fall asleep.
66. I hate that my bed is an enchanted place where I unexpectedly remember everything I had to do.
67. I hate how 1% of the world’s population is in control.
68. I hate greed.
69. I hate how brutes use our soldiers as cattle and recruit them to fight for slavery.
70. I hate slavery.
71. I hate that sarcasm isn’t an official language.
72. I hate our lack of universal brotherhood on this tiny rock in infinite space.
73. I hate how men and women who fight for a better world are likely to be assassinated.
74. I hate how liberty has perished in less than 70 years.
75. I hate how people can kill each other.
76. I hate people that lie.
77. I hate high school reunions. I probably have a decent motive if I haven’t contacted you for over 20 years.
78. I hate that people die of hunger and thirst every day.
79. I hate cancer & HIV.
80. I hate how most people don’t listen to one another and only wait for their chance to speak.
81. I hate that Darwin didn’t consider wealth when he wrote the origin of species.
82. I hate arguing with stupid people. They drag me to their level and beat me with years of experience.
83. I hate that so many experts appear to know so little.
84. I hate that there are so many experts, and none appear to be able to talk some sense into our politicians and assist them in tackling significant problems by implementing long-term solutions.
85. I hate lobbyists.
86. I hate clowns.
87. I hate snakes; they scare the shit out of me.
88. I hate people that scam their fellow 99%’ers.
89. I hate religion.
90. I hate that Disney fed me all these illusions about my future princess. It turns out she isn’t allergic to apples at all!
91. I hate the fact that the pope doesn’t shit in the woods.
92. I hate red cabbage.
93. I hate cider.
94. I hate reality TV shows.
95. I hate the daily overdose of cats on social media.
96. I hate the never-ending war between dogs and cats.
97. I hate narrow-minded people.
98. I hate that politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.
99. I hate society.
100. I hate myself for not giving a fuck for too damn long.

All the complaining aside, I must say that I do love and believe in humanity. But, for its survival, I would love to rearrange the world. It’s time for me to start improving myself as resources vanish while we’re being tricked into our routines by a biased and obscure society. I’m done feeding on lies and living my life in my shell.

There are opportunities for everyone in this world, and this realm could cater to everyone. But, unfortunately, covetousness, also known as greed, has corrupted our souls and directed us toward cynical bloodshed. We need humanity. Let’s reset the world and help one another.